Nerd Alert - InnoTech 2009

Hey Nerd-boy, and/or Nerd-girl,

Yeah, that’s you in that stupid yellow T-shirt with the sadistic smiling penguin on it. No, it does not make you look cool, it makes you look like a Linux nerd who will die a virgin in the cold, unfeeling embrace of your souped-up, water-cooled server. Haha, seriously, don’t even pretend we’re joking about it. Who cares about the truth, right? At least you’re up there with the most intelligent of our species, doing brain-dazzlers for breakfast and discussing Star Wars philosophy over a game of Extreme Naked Supermodel Dirt-Biking Chess (I know, I made that name up myself; I’m so clever, kinda like you, except in a less nerdy way).

Tell you what, instead of wallowing alone in your shagless (and therefore, boring) existence, why not join the other human lemmings at the 6th MSC Malaysia InnoTech 2009? Ooh, ooh what’s that, you ask? I can tell you that it’s gonna be frakking exciting stuff. Nerds, geeks and dweebs will gather, with one corporate geek to rule them all.

Bet you’re all just bleeding from your brains trying to comprehend what this will mean to you. Well, come back every damned day, and find out a little more. It is bloody exciting. Seriously.

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