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Killing Yourself With Kindness

Seriously, guys, stop killing ourselves with kindness. We should all kill ourselves instead with hatred. Exactly, you got that so right you couldn’t get any more left.
I bet Palin will resign soon enough to leave Alaska to the hands of someone more capable. This is truly too random.

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Maya Karin hates lizards and wants to be a tiger. Seriously.

So Maya Karin is our favourite gal, isn’t she? Everyone wants a part of her. The media darling has to fend off - literally - advertisers, product marketing people, fans. Yes, she is just so special and nobody has anything bad to say about her.

And that’s why she’s going to be the focus of today’s post <insert off-hand smiley>.

5 things you did not know about Maya Karin:

1. Maya hates lizards “with a vengeance”. Apparently, these poor little wall crawlers freak her out. It could be her repressed sense of loyalty towards religion of course, but I’d better not risk saying so. Oops.

2. Maya likes the Souled Out eatery in Hartamas because she blends in there. Seriously, Maya admits that she blends in with the pishy poshy of Hartamas. I’m going to make a new simile now: “She doesn’t stand a chance… like a naked Maya Karin in Petaling Street.”

3. Maya does not expect to see dolphins “in Australia off a cliff”. That’s right, folks. All the years of MTV and Discovery Channel haven’t taught Maya to expect seeing wildlife off the coast of Australia.

4. Maya would like to be a tiger, if she could. I suppose she means tigress, but then I always did suspect her masculine qualities to point to some dark secret. Of course, it could also be just an innocent reference to her brief appearance as a tiger spirit in one of her movies. It was a lousy movie, Maya. Get over it.

5. Maya thinks that the “faith” that people put in her “as an entertainer and artiste” also qualifies as faith in her “as an endorsement personality”. WTF? Who makes all these terms up anyway? I hereby declare the birth of another simile: “She is as much a saint as Maya Karin is an endorsement personality.”

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